I thought I’d take a shot at some predictions for the new year. 😉
1. Tiger Woods will change his name to Throatwobbler Mangrove.
2. The surviving Beatles will reunite for a tour with Julian Lennon and Harrison Ford.
3. Steve Martin will star in a funny movie again, catching everyone by surprise.
4. Apple will take the world by storm, this time by introducing a Universal Mute.
5. Bigfoot will be found; living on a pension in a rent-controlled single room apartment in Manhattan.
6. Segway will introduce a new tandem model.
7. Diplomatic relations will be reestablished with Cuba. Mike Tyson will be named ambassador.
8. ABC will bring back the series Delta House, casting Jim Belushi as the lead.
9. Six muppets will die from a swine flu outbreak.
10. A pigeon will win the Boston Marathon with a record time of 2 hours, 5 minutes, 33 seconds.